Meet the team

Sowwy, page under construwuction :(

In order to run my art "studio" as an independant small creator, I employ a large staff of very helpful employees to assist me in running it. I'd like to dedicate this page to thanking all of my hard working staff

Lily

Lily is a female dumbo black veriberk fancy rat. She's a rescue who was adopted as a sickly 4 week old baby from a feeder bin at a pet store (she would have become food for a larger animal had I not adopted her). She was sick when I got her and after lots of meds and vet visits, she's a normal healthy rat now.

Her hobbies include stealing food and hiding it in a basket, climbing on my head, sticking her face inside my nose, cleaning everything and everyone, and spending time with me. I've practically raised her and become a surrogate parent to her so she seems to prefer my presence over rats. She's a little stinker who loves getting kisses and pats

(Born June 25th, 2026)

Hannah Montana "Hannah"

Hannah is a female rex dumbo Russian Blue agouti variegated fancy rat, she is the eldest of my 5 rats.

She's a fat lazy oaf who loves cuddles and pats and hates young rats. She is also a retired breeder rat who had a litter of 8 kittens.

She was retired by her breeder due to biting him really badly after giving birth and now she's living out her retirement with me. She's a bossy attention hog who likes to boss around the other rats. Given that she's fat and lazy the others tend to win any arguments they have.

(Born December, 2025)

Ratisserie Chicken "Chicken"

There's not much I could say to prepare you for this rat so let's get into it.

Chicken is an intersex dumbo hairless (double rex) red eyed marten rat. Hannah is also their biological aunt. They are also blind.

They're the smallest and shyest of the bunch but are incredibly sweet nonetheless. Their hobbies include cleaning my hands, licking the butts of their cagemates, hoarding food in corners, and sitting like a bridge troll.

And yes they are biologically intersex. Female rats have nipples while male rats don't- male rats have balls and female rats don't. Chicken has both.

(Born March, 2026)

Ratquel "Roxie"

Roxie is a female satin dumbo marten fancy rat. She's the giant rat who makes all of the rules. She's the alpha of the mischief and has no problems bossing around the others and causing problems on purpose.

She's very hyperactive and loves playing with me and her cagemates- she seems to have a genuinely endless supply of energy.

Her hobbies include biting everything (including people) for genuinely no reason), dragging people rats and objects around with her mouth, climbing inside of my shirt, stealing paper towels, and teaching the other rats how to cause problems.

She's the rat who's taken Lily under her wing which is good because she has a friend but bad because now Lily just does what Ratquel does.

(Born March 20th, 2026)

Incase anyone was concerned that Penny and Roxie were the same rat- they're not, here they are together- Roxie on the left and Penny on the right.

Penelope "Penny"

Penny is a female velveteen dumbo marten English-Irish mismarked fancy rat. She is unsurprisingly Ratquel's sister and is also the most buff rat I've ever met. You wouldn't guess it from her looks but when you touch her you can feel how muscular she is- it's a bit creepy.

She LOVES pats more than anyone else and is a massive sucker for them. She also HATES being picked up and throws a tantrum when I do pick her up. Much like her sister she is equally as hyper and playful.

She's the second in command of the mischief- not quite the alpha but very close to it. She is another rat that Ratquel has taught how to do crimes. Thanks, Ratquel.

(Born March 20th, 2026)

Petunia

Petunia is a female normal western hognose snake. She was my first hognose and is to this day the biggest hognose I've ever met.

She's a sweetheart who loves food and has bitten me (or tried to bite me) more times than I can count. She's not mean, she just wants food and when you're a sentient sausage everything kind of looks like food.

She's a mother of 4 lovely babies now after having her first successful breeding season in 2026. I wasn't going to breed her intially- she made the decision for me when she kept escaping her enclosure every breeding season looking for a boyfriend and then going on to lay a bunch of infertile eggs anyways when she wasn't given a boyfriend. Since getting to spend time with a boy each year, she's completely stopped her escape attempts and seems much happier.

(Hatched September, 2018)

Borat

Borat is a male het albino hognose and is the father of the 2026 clutch of babies! He's Petunia's boyfriend and are a confirmed breeding pair.

He's a super sweet boy and has the cutest little face and the cutest little squishy cheeks. He has one of the longest tails I've ever seen on a boy and if you don't understand why that's impressive just Google "what is in a male snakes tail".

He's one of the most chill hognoses I have and is super cool with spending ages chilling and hanging out with me.

(Hatched April, 2023)

Potato

Potato is a male 50% het albino western hognose and the son of Petunia and Borat.

He was the very first baby to hatch from his clutch and has carried that attitude with him.

He was the first of the clutch to start eating and by god does he eat. He accidentally was fed 2 whole pinky mice in one sitting at only 1 week old (that was, at the time, more than his ENTIRE body weight in food) and is the quickest growing of his siblings as a result of his appetite.

He's a pretty chill little fella all things considered and takes after his dad in his looks and personality (and his mom in his appetite)

(Hatched April 11th, 2026)

Belladonna "Bella"

Bella is a female 50% het albino western hognose and the daughter of Petunia and Borat.

She's a very sweet little girl and has a very pretty busy pattern.

She looks a lot like her mom and is similarly friendly too! She was a shy baby while hatching and took her time watching the world before she decided it was time to join us

(Hatched April 11th, 2026)

Potemkin "Tem"

Potemkin is a 50% het albino western hognose and the child of Petunia and Borat.

They're very dramatic and sassy and, basically immediately after entering the world, repeatedly decided to play dead.

They have beautiful reddish brown colours and are an absolute cutie pie, it's impossible to find them scary even when they're hissing at me- I watched them be born and hatch to be fair, so I know them pretty well.

(Named by my friend Bagelgoose)

(Hatched April 11th, 2026)

Pet Rat Gummy Candy "Gummy"

Gummy is a 50% het albino western hognose and the child of Petunia and Borat.

Gummy was the final baby to hatch and is probably the prettiest of the bunch- they have these reddish deep chestnut browns that I suspect will look beautiful as an adult. They're pretty sassy but not quite as bad as Tem.

(Named by my friend Corvus)

(Hatched April 14th, 2026)

Schmitty Winkleson "Schmitty"

Schmitty Winkleson is a male red-line conda het albino 50% het toffeebelly western hognose.

He's honestly a bit of a nightmare and loves hissing at anything that moves but I love the little turd to bits even if he has tried to eat me on numerous occasions.

He can be nice too, sometimes.

I've tried to pair him with some of my girls but women scare him and he's been too scared to breed with them, he just hisses. Maybe next time buddy.

I've raised him since he was a tiny baby and now, as an adult, he still doesn't really like me. His constant dramatic and sassy personality makes me love him even more- it's a scary world for a tiny snake.

(Hatched December, 2023)

Stinky

Stinky is a female red-line conda het albino western hognose.

I named her stinky because when I bought her she pooped on me and herself and it was one of the most horrendous smells ever. Thanks, Stinky.

She's one of the prettiest normal coloured hognoses I've seen- photos don't do her colours justice at all, so you'll just have to trust me.

(Hatched May, 2025)

Alvin and the Chipmunks "Alvin"

Alvin is a male red-line lavender het albino western hognose.

Alvin is a beautiful little snake and is even prettier in person. He's pink and purple with the most stupid googly eyes you'll ever see.

He's very easily the prettiest hognose I have and is additionally a massive sweetpea who's only tried to eat me twice.

He has an intelligence comparable to a rock but I love him no less.

(Hatched February 25th, 2025)

Beverly Hills Chihuahua "Beverly"

Beverly is a female het lavender het albino western hognose.

Beverly is impressively sassy and is either the most overconfident noodle ever or the most anxious noodle ever, it's hard to tell sometimes.

She has an insanely adorable face and is impossible not to fall in love with

(Hatched May 31st, 2025)

Tuna

Tuna is a female conda arctic het lavender 50% het albino western hognose.

Tuna is a big fat large baby and loves food and musking for no reason. She's beautiful and big and has the unearned confidence of a 20 year old frat boy.

She has the most ridiculous fat face and has what I can only describe as the snake equivelant to a double chin.

(Hatched March 14th, 2025)

Pupina

Pupina is a female het lavender western hognose.

She has what is truly the most ridiculous and insatiable appetite I've EVER seen in any animal ever.

When I open her enclosure she comes rushing out with her mouth held open because she just expects me to put food in her mouth (and in fairness to her, I usually do because I don't wanna get bitten).

She's a very pretty little girl, but she is also mind numbingly stupid and, let's just say food motivated.

Cleopatra "Cleo"

Cleo is a female conda het albino het axanthic het toffeebelly western hognose.

She doesn't like being perceived and will puff out and hiss if you try to perceive her (she also does it when she's being left alone and not looked at. Sometimes I'll just hear an unprovoked faint hiss coming from her enclosure).

She's a very pretty girl with a yellow chin. I'm not sure why she has a yellow chin, but she does. She's very cute and hard to be intimidated by when she looks like an upset flounder fish.

(Hatched 2021)